I was in a Napa Auto Parts store while I was working at Rhonda Smith's Windsurfing Center in Hood River, OR during the summer of 1994, when this old guy who was in front of me in line turned around, handed me a slip of paper and shared some words of wisdom with me. I thought it was about time that I shared 'em with the rest of you.

M R DUCKS
M R NOT
M R 2
C D E D B D FEET?
L I B
M R DUCKS