ODE TO GWINNETT
I ran across this on the Tool Website, and given that I spent my formative years rockin' it in Gwinnett County, GA, I just couldn't resist. Hope you enjoy as much as I did.


TOOL NEWSLETTER
JULY, 2009 e.v.
"ODE TO GWINNETT"
What'll ya have, what'll ya have?
Frosted orange or Coke with lime?
Walk a heavy dog with a bag of rags
And we'll get ya to Duluth on time!
What'll ya have, what'll ya have?
Wrinkled strings my dog-eatin' brother?
C'mon, we'll get ya to that Tool show
But I don't know nothing about a cover!
What'll ya have, what'll ya have?
Trouser-chili or a yellow dog?
Ring one while there's still some sun
And we'll thrown in a toasted bun!
(Knowing that you're on the run)
What'll ya have, what'll ya have!
All the way for you and your lover?
A Varsity orange with two straws,
Blame God if there ain't no cover!
HAPPY TRAILS
JULY, 2009 e.v.
"ODE TO GWINNETT"
What'll ya have, what'll ya have?
Frosted orange or Coke with lime?
Walk a heavy dog with a bag of rags
And we'll get ya to Duluth on time!
What'll ya have, what'll ya have?
Wrinkled strings my dog-eatin' brother?
C'mon, we'll get ya to that Tool show
But I don't know nothing about a cover!
What'll ya have, what'll ya have?
Trouser-chili or a yellow dog?
Ring one while there's still some sun
And we'll thrown in a toasted bun!
(Knowing that you're on the run)
What'll ya have, what'll ya have!
All the way for you and your lover?
A Varsity orange with two straws,
Blame God if there ain't no cover!
HAPPY TRAILS









